okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
My Sexting was not on an AP level
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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