Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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