Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
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Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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