his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
This is classic penis vs brain.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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