Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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