the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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