So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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