her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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