Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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