never play flip cup with pint glasses
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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