I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
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Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
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Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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