Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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