i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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