I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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