I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
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u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
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the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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