Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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