I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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