No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
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We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
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I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
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I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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