Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
