thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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