Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
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I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
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So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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