I think I died a long time ago.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
It's just like the Real World with babies
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on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
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Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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