i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
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No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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