I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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