Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
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Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
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The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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