Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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