He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
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it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
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I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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