just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
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My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
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You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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