Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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