sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
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I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
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The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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