Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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