Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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