I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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