can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
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i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
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Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
last night I used snow as a chaser
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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