He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
