Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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