She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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