It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
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Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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