Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
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Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
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The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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