Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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