i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
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