Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
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I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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