pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
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then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
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There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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