like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Randomize