You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Soap is not a condiment
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
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Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
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I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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