if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
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We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
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that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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