Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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