That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
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She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
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i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?