is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
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he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
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found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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