yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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