I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
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Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
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