wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
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I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
try to milk me bitch
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