The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
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