He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
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HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
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You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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