i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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