I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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