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• (740): View more from Ohio

  ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.

  (207): View more from Maine

  HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....

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• (408): View more from California

  I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.

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  Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.

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