Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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