1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
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just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
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don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.