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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
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I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
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You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.