Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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