Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
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he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
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Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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